Today I want to talk about something funny and uplifting because I have been so.....not happy? Not the word I was looking for, but it will do.
What is funny? Well I almost think everything is funny! I have a way of looking at life with these funny goggles on and I can make almost anything funny. OK, so a train wreck isn't funny, but there are plenty of things that are.
You ever think about how funny you look when you are sick and throwing up in the toilet? Just think about it, you are sticking your face in something that people sit on with a bare butt! And I never notice how dirty it is until I have to stare at it for a while.
This one is a little off color but I can't resist......think of how funny a husband and wife look and act when they are having....relations. The noises alone are enough to make you crack up. I guess it's a good thing they are your spouse cause other wise it would be a little uncomfortable.
People laughing is another thing I find funny. We all have our own distinct laugh. When I laugh really hard I kind of do this thing.....my kids call it the old man laugh. I love laughing and when I really get going it is quite funny because I can't breath and I usually end up peeing my pants....or chair, or what ever I happen to be sitting on. A couple funny stories to go along with that:
* About 7 or 8 years ago me and my girls were staying up late playing Monopoly and it was really late and you know how you get when you are tired....well we do anyway. So we start doing stupid stuff and I can't stop laughing and I told the girls to stop cause I am going to pee my pants and of course they just keep me going to the point where I can't breath. So here I am not breathing and all of a sudden.....you guessed it, I peed my pants and I'm like ' I did it, I did it!' and it goes dribbling down the chair. So yeah needless to say my girls were just dying and we all were laughing harder.
* Just this last fall me and the family were playing another game....Last word, awesome game, it's a word game (obviously) and the word....vulva, yes a girl part, was misunderstood as Volvo and just the way it played out was so stinking funny that we all started laughing to the point of not breathing...and Sandy peeing her pants! Oh I need to start wearing Depends! So that isn't even the funniest part. I got up to go to the bathroom and there was like this little puddle on the chair which I was going to clean up when I got back from the bathroom...but Colton is such a dork. He comes over to the very chair I just got up from and puts his leg up and sticks his foot in the pee!~ Oh my gosh even now I am just laughing so hard thinking about it!
So see.....life is funny! I have been accused of being an insensitive person or a smart alec because I see humor in stuff that some people think shouldn't be funny. Now if someone is hurt or humiliated then it's not funny. But why not laugh at yourself and at life....it's not that serious and nobody gets out alive!
Thoughts for the day:
* Why do men think it's funny to fart and women think it's embarassing?
* Why do women get older and men just age gracefully?
* Why do women have such weak bladders?
* Why can't women pee standing up? I've never tried it, but it seems like it would be hard. Maybe I could win a peeing contest, I don't know!
Quote of the day:
Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.”
What is funny? Well I almost think everything is funny! I have a way of looking at life with these funny goggles on and I can make almost anything funny. OK, so a train wreck isn't funny, but there are plenty of things that are.
You ever think about how funny you look when you are sick and throwing up in the toilet? Just think about it, you are sticking your face in something that people sit on with a bare butt! And I never notice how dirty it is until I have to stare at it for a while.
This one is a little off color but I can't resist......think of how funny a husband and wife look and act when they are having....relations. The noises alone are enough to make you crack up. I guess it's a good thing they are your spouse cause other wise it would be a little uncomfortable.
People laughing is another thing I find funny. We all have our own distinct laugh. When I laugh really hard I kind of do this thing.....my kids call it the old man laugh. I love laughing and when I really get going it is quite funny because I can't breath and I usually end up peeing my pants....or chair, or what ever I happen to be sitting on. A couple funny stories to go along with that:
* About 7 or 8 years ago me and my girls were staying up late playing Monopoly and it was really late and you know how you get when you are tired....well we do anyway. So we start doing stupid stuff and I can't stop laughing and I told the girls to stop cause I am going to pee my pants and of course they just keep me going to the point where I can't breath. So here I am not breathing and all of a sudden.....you guessed it, I peed my pants and I'm like ' I did it, I did it!' and it goes dribbling down the chair. So yeah needless to say my girls were just dying and we all were laughing harder.
* Just this last fall me and the family were playing another game....Last word, awesome game, it's a word game (obviously) and the word....vulva, yes a girl part, was misunderstood as Volvo and just the way it played out was so stinking funny that we all started laughing to the point of not breathing...and Sandy peeing her pants! Oh I need to start wearing Depends! So that isn't even the funniest part. I got up to go to the bathroom and there was like this little puddle on the chair which I was going to clean up when I got back from the bathroom...but Colton is such a dork. He comes over to the very chair I just got up from and puts his leg up and sticks his foot in the pee!~ Oh my gosh even now I am just laughing so hard thinking about it!
So see.....life is funny! I have been accused of being an insensitive person or a smart alec because I see humor in stuff that some people think shouldn't be funny. Now if someone is hurt or humiliated then it's not funny. But why not laugh at yourself and at life....it's not that serious and nobody gets out alive!
Thoughts for the day:
* Why do men think it's funny to fart and women think it's embarassing?
* Why do women get older and men just age gracefully?
* Why do women have such weak bladders?
* Why can't women pee standing up? I've never tried it, but it seems like it would be hard. Maybe I could win a peeing contest, I don't know!
Quote of the day:
Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.”
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