DMV and Deana Face

Ok today what will I talk about? So on my birthday in December my drivers license expired and I was suppose to get it renewed and never did. Here it is almost 2 months later and I finally decide to get it done. But that is another story for later....
Today I went to the gym and worked out for an hour, I am actually in my 4th week of going 4-5 days a week. Pretty good for me! I decided it's the only way I'm ever going to get the weight off. I have tried almost every diet out there and they just don't work, obviously! So I went there and then I met one of my besties for a drink at Barnes & Noble. It is becoming our place and we don't do much but have a drink and talk, talk, talk about everything!
Deana Face is my oldest (not in years, but the longest) friend I have had, besides Tom. She and I have been friends since 8th grade. When she first came I was suppose to hate her cause everyone said that she would give my other friend 'competition'. But it didn't last long and she has been my sweet, bestie ever since. We both had 2 girls and were married at young ages. She is so like me it's almost scary. There is a very noticable difference though.....she is tall and thin and I am short and...uhm not thin? Ha! We have both lived in Morgan our whole adult lives and she lives about 2 miles away from me and we hardly ever saw each other. How sad is that?! She is now a grandma too and has a similar situation with the whole live in thing. She and I go have drinks and vent! Too funny.
So after Barnes & Noble (B&N) I went to go get my license renewed. I had a few extra minutes and thought I better get it done before I get pulled over. I have only been pulled over 2 times in my life. Once when I was 21 ( wow another lifetime ago) because I was speeding. The second time was on my 32nd birthday. My car tags were expired. Seems to be a problem with me getting things renewed on time! But just because I have an expired license I will get pulled over and then I'll be in trouble!! But I ramble on........I went to the DMV and there is 10,000 people there, you know. And I fill out the paper, wait in line, try to understand what the people in front of and behind me are saying.....Spanish! Anywho, get up to the cute little man, cute cause he is like John's age and he tells me I need my birth certificate, social security card, blah blah blah and I'm like "I just need to renew it cause I forgot to in December" He says " Yes but starting the 1st of January we changed the policy, you need to have it for a renewal too" I must have a funny, panicked look on my face and he said "just come back tomorrow and don't get pulled over" Well thanks guy who I thought was so cute! I'm wondering why I need to verify all of this yet AGAIN, but all I need to do is look around at all the 'legal immigrants' to understand. Ha Ha Ha! No Speaka da enlis!


Thoughts for today:
* Why do all the boys want to look like girls, and the girls look like guys?

* What color does a Smurf turn when you choke him?

* If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it still make noise?
* If God created man, then who created God?

* What was the guy thinking who first ate an egg? I think I'll eat this thing that came out of that chickens butt!

* Since there were dinosaurs on the Earth once, do you think God just wanted to play around first?


Quote of the day: Find something good in everyone, cause you never know, it could be Jesus!